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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 00:55

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why do so many people suddenly think it's acceptable to continue to live with their parents into adulthood?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No way

So, the docs changed it to read

A traveler infected with measles flew into Miami. What are the next steps? - Miami Herald

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Then came..

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

The Fog of Trade War Is Causing Confusion About Price Increases - WSJ

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

They put up a sign reading

Loons and Moons

Almost all unmarried pregant women say that the fetus resembles the father, study finds - PsyPost

Still no good

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unacceptable again!

Why do I like to eat my own cum?

share office space ...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Next, they tried...

How do I monetize my email list with BeeHiiv?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Hysterias & Posteriors

Catatonics & High Colonics

Becky Lynch wins the Intercontinental title at Money in the Bank - Cageside Seats

Nuts and Butts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So they tried

Chime prices IPO at $27 a share, above its expected range - MarketWatch

Minds and Behinds

Just Forget it!

Toyota Ends Up Fastest in Night Practice - Sportscar365

Freaks and Cheeks

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Simone Biles ‘incinerated her legacy’ with trans athlete posts: Riley Gaines - New York Post

Thumbs down again.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No go.

Why the American Diet Is So Deadly? A Silent Killer Quietly Harming Millions - Indian Defence Review

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Everyone loved it.

Still no good.

The Ultimate Visual Guide to Protein: Here's How Much You Should Eat A Day - CNET