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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
So, the docs changed it to read
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
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Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
Why do I like to eat my own cum?
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
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Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
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Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
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